Comments on: High Above 6 http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/ Writer. Home Cook Extraordinaire. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:52:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.3 by: WhenoIncede http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-27790 Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:09:04 +0000 http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-27790 There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?" There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

]]> by: Texas Cinderella http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1800 Mon, 26 Jun 2006 21:31:00 +0000 http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1800 Can't wait for the rest of the story...it is getting JUICY!!! Can’t wait for the rest of the story…it is getting JUICY!!!

]]> by: Ryane http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1799 Fri, 23 Jun 2006 22:45:00 +0000 http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1799 Ridiculous comments and glances aside--just think about what great character observations you just got from that interview? If words are a writer's elixir, then surely the picture you painted will stay with us for a long time to come. Looking forward to your book, Belle. Good luck... Ridiculous comments and glances aside–just think about what great character observations you just got from that interview? If words are a writer’s elixir, then surely the picture you painted will stay with us for a long time to come. Looking forward to your book, Belle. Good luck…

]]> by: Jake http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1798 Fri, 23 Jun 2006 20:41:00 +0000 http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1798 can't wait for the book. am i your only male reader? can’t wait for the book. am i your only male reader?

]]> by: In Penury Parvenu http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1797 Fri, 23 Jun 2006 18:56:00 +0000 http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1797 I thought everyone had an Observer column? <I>I do.</I> I thought everyone had an Observer column?

I do.

]]> by: Hattigrace http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1796 Fri, 23 Jun 2006 05:56:00 +0000 http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1796 Keep on Belle. Keep on Belle.

]]> by: Broady http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1795 Thu, 22 Jun 2006 23:26:00 +0000 http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1795 I'm just guessing by the tone and juicy details that you're not going to be working for Page Six Good for you! I’m just guessing by the tone and juicy details that you’re not going to be working for Page Six

Good for you!

]]> by: Gigi http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1794 Thu, 22 Jun 2006 19:48:00 +0000 http://www.brookeparkhurst.com/2006/06/22/high-above-6/#comment-1794 So did you get the job? So did you get the job?

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