Money Laundering and Me
A mere three days north of the Mason-Dixon and I receive a phone call from the Manhattan District Attorney’s office. A man that had once pursued me—namely inviting me to Madonna’s Christmas party—is now being investigated by the state as well as the Federal Government. He’s being charged with fraud and money laundering. They confiscated his telephone and computer records and found my name. I’m to testify against him—or something along those lines. It’s all very “Law & Order” and I feel like a duped Bridget Jones.
I’ll keep y’all posted…
September 11th, 2005 at 10:51 pm
Belle, this is your faithful blog reader, I just have not posted until know. Who the what the Hell is this? Only you would have to deal with such a random situation! Just wear that cute Marc Jacobs suit on the stand and you’ll be fine…..
September 12th, 2005 at 10:25 am
I agree, this is confusing. Did this man give you money? Did he tell you something about his business? It’s hard to see why you have relevant information, but you probably should be careful talking about it in public, whatever it is, even anonymously (for the moment).
September 12th, 2005 at 10:53 am
I had absolutely nothing to do with any of his financial transactions. All the man wanted to do was impress me with his connections (i.e. Madonna Christmas party) and six-figure time piece.
Too bad they don’t allow Roly Bands in the clink.
September 12th, 2005 at 11:05 am
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September 16th, 2005 at 8:41 am
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September 24th, 2005 at 12:49 pm
More like a duped Olivia Joules–also a Helen Fielding heroine.
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