Aug
12

Bare

A surefire sign that a man loves you (or is really, really into you): HAIR REMOVAL.

Back.

Balls.

Nose.

Toes.

In 25 years, I have loved two men. They, in turn, loved me very much. Both were more than willing to remove unwanted fuzz. I asked. They acquiesced. Very simple.

Think about it: we women shave, wax, thread, pluck, dye and perm every inch of our bodies. Every hair follicle has been “treated” in one way or another. Is it fair that he likes you with a Brazilian while his bits are hidden in a forest?

Dare him to go bare—see what you’re left with.


4 Responses to “Bare”

  1. 1 Roxelana Says:

    brilliantly stated. the sultan recently displayes this particular brand of love for me. nice to see i am not the only to appreciate such acts.

  2. 2 scott Says:

    Ouch!

  3. 3 rastropovitch Says:

    I believe that quid pro quo is always appropriate between those who share love. My ex used to call me “not fully evolved” we would spend the day exchanging waxings then move on to the Cliq and clit school of behavior. The bubbles drove her wild…I was always pleased.

  4. 4 elizabethbriel Says:

    Oh I’d love to be able to do that - but then I’d be higher maintenance than ever!

    And finding wax in Cambodia is nigh impossible, outside Phnom Penh.

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